Snooker!!! Don't even start me on that,let's just say I've gave away a few fouls on Browns and Greens and I've used the Pink as cue ball a few times!!!!
John Motson, I think it was, came out with something similar: “For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all yellow strip.”
You should have played in the days before colour. It was much easier then. I used to go to the Monica Billiard Hall. Five kids, sixpence old money each and play for an hour on a Saturday morning, under the eye of the dragon who didn't want us in there. That was when I didn't go to the ABC Minors.
Just gone into iFollow. We are wearing that awful change strip again. At least there's a bit of a reason this time.
And the classic when Ted Davis couldn't get his leg up on the table to use the rest so switched hands " Ted is getting too old to get his leg over these days so he is using his left hand instead."