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  1. Vincemac

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  2. Smug in Boots

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    #64 of things Mrs Smug doesn't think is funny.

    We were once driving towards Mont Blanc and there was a factory with a big sign.

    It was 'Lionel Bastard' and a phone number, I picked my mobile, called and asked 'You Lionel Bastard?'

    In this case she was probably right <doh>
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Yesterday, the wife swore she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She disinfected everything and thoroughly cleaned the whole area.
    Today, before going to work, I've put the cockroach in the bathroom.
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I was once cast for the leading role in the silent version of ‘Oliver Twist’.
    It was brilliant, I couldn’t ask for more
     
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    I auditioned for a part as a retired England manager who plays for the local bowls team ...

    ... it was 'For whom the Tel bowls'.
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    She was only the bell ringer's daughter but she tolled off the vicar <party>
     
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    I've just found out that the guy who stole my diaries has died...
    My thoughts are with his family!
     
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    I bought Ann Frank's diary at an auction ...

    ... her last entry was, "My birthday today, dad bought me a drum kit ................ "
     
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    Thanks mate.. Just spat my whiskey out when I saw this..:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Does for me....
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    all reet young un :emoticon-0148-yes::emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Young un....youre kidding man....

    80 - 55(age) = 25 + 40 = 65.....1965.
     
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    fek busted <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Think of a number between 1 an 9...
    Don't tell me tho....
    And times it by 9.
     
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    You are younger than me mate.. Born 1960..
     
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