Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

My stream is behind but that is laughable from Dier.

 

Make that double time for our Twitter admin, who has suddenly been tasked with something approaching an update...

 

It’s embarrassing Dier still plays for this football club. ****ing useless oaf.

 

It’s very soft and Werner is clever but Dier has to know better that you don’t get away with those with VAR these days.

Can we start playing now, lads?

 

Did they check for off side ?

 

Honestly why the **** would you do that?
But anyway it wouldn’t have made any difference to the final result they are miles better than us

 

That's the game plan ****ed.

Now what?

 

The one who might have been offside didn't interfere. No offside.

 

Relax mofos...
We is doing a classic Ali rope-a-dope.
Then we will have the biggest victory since Starsky and Hutch pushed Kojak off the prime Saturday night TV slot on BBC in 1976.

Coys

 

Him and about 10 others. Massive rebuild needed in the summer, but for many reasons we won’t see one.

 

Agreed. We are just ****e at the moment.

 

I was thinking this morning.....as Spurs and Chelsea,so far,have been playing some crap,which one will win the crap championship.Hope it's not us!

 

Let them have plenty of the ball and hope for a mistake as per usual. That’s the Mourinho masterplan

 

I’m switching this **** off and finding something to watch on Netflix or Amazon. Not going to ruin my evening watching this pile of crap!

 

Back-to-back fouls to stop breaks. No cards.

 

...and when they score a second and a third..?

 

We are so clueless and simply cannot afford to go 1-0 down. We’re buggered. How are we coming back from this?

 

Keep hoping, it’s all part of the masterplan by the special one

 

No fire

game over

 

Chelsea are bang average but we are making them look good, bloody awful.

They should be fined a day's wages every time they pass backwards.