Screen Beauties From The Golden Era

My mate used to go out with a girl who did look quite a lot like her, and was instantly renamed Olive.

 

large cross-dresser hands imho.

 

Her feet aren't exactly small either.

 

Olive(r) by all accounts.

sailors, eh, any port in a storm.

 

The original transgender perhaps?

 

I’m Popeye the sailor man
My bird’s a transgender bam..

 

As we are talking about actresses from old movies do these count?

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My mate had a girlfriend who I christened Charlotte. What he didn't realise is that it came from Charlotte Mechlenburg - Strellitz. " The plainest woman in Christendom".

 

Bah. She’s not even a ****ing rabbit.

 

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She looks like she's got a massive hard on mate.


Clit boner, or chick-with-dick?

 

The rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel adverts was far sexier.

 

That is Gina Lollabridgida my fine friend... a wid for any man with a pulse ... unless they are a fan of Strictly... or otherwise in denial