Sausage Sandwich

I use press never cupboard.

 

Think I need to get out more,

https://www.drool.pet/blogs/articles/mystery-solved-why-you-don-t-see-white-dog-poo-anymore

 

FFS this has turned into a tribute to
“ The Broons”.

Jings crivvens michty me

 

Ah thought "ben the loaby" was a Lanarkshire thing

 

Long before my time that patter.

My granny still says messages.

she’s in her late 70s tho

 

someone should explain who “ Ben the Loaby “ is for our resident Nigels.
In a completely misleading way obviously.

 

Just another was of saying chewing the fat iirc

 

Did a wee edit mate, soz

 

Ben The Loaby was a very famous porridge wog back in the day, used to wear a tartan skirt and travel up and down Scotland catching haggis for us all to enjoy.

 

Kids used to call him "loaby the joaby", he also packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag. He is very keen on sailing, he goes up the west coast through villages and towns and the funny thing is, when he is on his holidays, every other **** is doing their rounds. Aye, Ben the Loaby certainly isn't daft.

 

Ben Theloaby (Beinn Stocaireacht (gaelic)) was the biggest mountain in Scotland and was situated on the Kintyre Peninsula until 1969 when a certain large headed Campeltown resident, headbutted the mountain into the sea which, in turn, created the Isle of Arran.

 

Show some Dignity.

 

Just had a lovely one with Iceland ghost chilli sausages, they aren't really that hot IMHO, naturally had ketchup on it, I also eat my sausages and hot dogs in a seeded burger bun as I is a Mackem.....lol.

 

How many sausages did you put in the aforementioned bun? Did you half the sausages long ways like my gran used to do?

 

Aye mate, had two sausages sliced down the middle, so four bits in aforementioned bun. Those sausages are very nice, got ghost chilli powder mixed in with tiny jalapeno bits, don't think they warrant the warning on the packet. The Carolina reaper steak pies are much much hotter.

 

I think there is an Iceland along the coast from me in Fuengirola, I might just need to try them, when the towns and cities open their borders up again.

 

I never used to bother with Iceland, was only fairly recently that the wife got a load of frozen stuff in, TBF everything I have tried so far has been high quality, the frozen curries knock spots off any of the Supermarket brands.

 

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