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  1. Sucky

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    LISA!


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    Uhuh
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    You ever seen the film Showgirls starring Jessie?

    Preferred Kelly of the three myself.
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Yeh, never been into her, got one of those long horse face things going on, like the curly hair tho and deffo would stick my dick in her after a line and some mandy like.


    Lisa and Kelly tho I'd skin that set of kittens so vigorously and for so long they'd call the popo and try charge me for fgm
     
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    Any wonder I went school late <laugh>
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    Big breakfast was my show, used to strap my morning hashy and bang my warm weetabix, after a **** obvs.


    Danise VO too
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    Danise, daa kneees! <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Denise's tits look small there.

    Did she have a boob job ?
     
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    older, a few kids, life

    you expect her to look like a perky early 20’s sumt now?

    still a hottie
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Yeah she still a hottie.

    Just seem to remember her tits being bigger, back in the day too.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    maybe you was just sat closer to the telly bro
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Treble

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    R.I.P.

    Makes me worried about Matth tbh.
     
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    Lockdown has helped Matth find a new hobby

    bummin boys, he admitted it

    think he will be ok
     
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  12. Treble

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    Think I'll give that sex video a miss.

    Maybe I should be more worried about the pug.
     
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    ZOIKS!!!!
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Im waiting for it
     
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    The PM of Trebs forwarding you Matthews sex tape?

    send it me when you finished
     
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  16. Treble

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    Sucky misses cue to post the pug pic ffs <doh>

    Always makes me laugh my tits off tbh. Arguably the best pic posted ever.
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Obvs
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I Aint got it anymore bro.

    Those things are spontaneous marvels of design, not to be repeated just evolved.

    Yah
     
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  19. Treble

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    Damn shame. They'll find it 100 years from now and it will change civilisation forever.

    K I'll just think about it and laugh instead <laugh>
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I wonder if we will all be wiped out one day and somehow an alien species will uncover what the humans called "the internet" and find the utter spastic **** people posted on here
     
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