Sausage Sandwich

Traditionally in Ireland we make porridge with water and a pinch of salt to highlight the flavour of the oats. It is often served with a generous drizzle of honey and a splash of milk or a splash of whiskey as a little extra treat on the weekend.

 

Well, Ireland is full of ****ters right enough.

 

You're very gruel.

 

Lorne sausage for this bear.

Havin said that, fuddy gets a meat delivery every month from Nigeland (ooo-err). Steaks, minced beef/lamb, pork link sausage. Excellent quality. Apart from their Barnsley Chops which were crap. Very disappointing.

 

If you use one slice of bread, put sausages in it, and fold it over, is it a sandwich?

If so, if you take two pieces of bread, one on top of the other, with sausages in between, and then slice it down the middle, do you have two sandwiches, or two halves of one sandwich?

 

Only ****ters know the answer to this.

 

So tell us.

 

I know nothing. I'm from Barcelona.

 

Is Kanye noshing off Geff Star ?

 

The bold Drew dishing out ****ter labels to all and sundry today

Keep up the good work @Drew

 

Marc Almond milk?

 

^^^^^ Shares pot noodles with Drew over the kitchen sink

 

^^^^ Tainted love.

 

This is brilliant

 

What's a sink?

 

Av goat them chased

 

2 in the pink?

 

Just behind the brown on a B&W telly.

 

German for think.

 

Who are you anyway?

Are you a ****ter as well?

I'll bet you love a hot sausage inside you first thing in the morning. You ****ters ****ing disgust me.

****.