Sausage Sandwich

It's Lorne.

I know my onions.

I've been around the world.................and I,I know......................................my.............

 

Yes but you're a ****ter hairdresser.

And a fud.

 

There ye go, worst ****.

 

Rules could not have been simpler yet you twats still manage to f.uck it in the sh.itter.

Just try going anywhere on the f.ucking globe (yes Eddie, GLOBE) and ask for a slice and you will get f.ucking pizza.

No wonder you tits north of the oh-too-low border want to secede, you can carry on ruining the language of The Bard and make do with "There waz an auld Docteh from Auchtermuchty, whae didne know his Uncle fae his Auntie" *

*Rabbi Burns I think it was, that old Jewish porridge muncher.

Brown sauce on a sausage sandwich for this heathen. The choice of sauce wholly depends on what it is accompanying, if this was a poll on the marvellous fish finger sandwich it would have to be red sauce.

 

I'm not the argumentative type so I will just let that slide.

Consider yourself terminated.

 

Speaking of porridge, salt or sugar?

 

Ah now interesting.

Is it Porridge or Porage?

Personally, I say Porridge.

 

sugar for this fairy

 

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Lorne

Us Flatearthers need to stick together.

 

Being a confirmed southern softy it would be sugar rather than salt and, yes, I make mine with milk and not water. Having said that I am more likely to put a chopped banana on it and/or honey, maybe raisins and a shake of cinnamon too.

 

I would have thought most Huns would eat Ready Brek.

 

The best thing for porridge is peanut butter and maple syrup

 

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Have you came out to the family yet?

 

Precisely!!

Nothing else required.

Anyone that puts salt or sugar on is a ****ing ****ter.

 

Almond milk > cows milk.

get involved

(not for coffee tho)

 

Almond milk.

****ing hell.

We've got a pretentious ****ter here folks.

Almond milk, that's just nuts.

 

The SPL is so over this fred is what we're arguing about now

 

Nope, still lost in IKEA.