Sausage Sandwich

yes but there’s French mustard and Dijon mustard, you decrepit old ****ter

 

Yeah you're right,soft roll and onions,mustard or hot chilli sauce washed down with a cool beer.

 

You don't put onions on Lorne sausage you ****ing Philistine.

Jesus ****ing wept!!

 

*Colman's

Is it just me or do people find Colman's mustard not that hot anymore?

 

Is Dijon mustard French or is it not fatty?

 

Pedantic Mick is on the prowl.

 

not when it comes to naming mustards it’s not, saggy nuts

 

Fried onions are a must btw

only nonces think otherwise

 

It's French you ****ing balloon.

They could call it Fanny Batter but it's still French.

 

Think there's a German variety.

 

2 separate mustards that happen to originate from France.

 

Was he cutting the onions?

 

Really? I suppose they would have seeing as they gorge themselves on an enormous range of sausages.

****ing ****ters.

 

So it's French then.

Thank you.

 

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

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Celine Dijon

 

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Tewkesbury Mustard is the thinking man's choice

 

Paki shop roll bin too

May as well but some 10p crisps while you’re in there.

 

Square slice is teuchtar lingo.

Skwer is the only acceptable term in leafy Possilpark.

 

I work with a guy that calls it a lorne slice, absolute worst ****.