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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Ah ha, you'd think so PMK but given I've lived in Wales for many years I'm a fully paid up supporter of them. Kids go to welsh schools, the lot. Not really arsed that England lost as they stink the place out most times they take the field, Wales play an entertaining game.

    He asked for it anyway.
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    credit where its due <ok> ye pumped us ... but and theres always a but <laugh> its because we didnt turn up for 60 minutes anyway ...hope ye win it now (doubtful) but i hope ye do
     
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  3. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    Wayne Rooney is said to be upset about his sending off.
    He and his uncle and his dad bet £2000 that he would get sent off in the 73rd minute. They were out by just a minute, and that was rather unfortunate. They were said to make £42,000 if the bet came up.
     
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  4. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Where's the humour in that "Gag"?
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    If I were a carpenter I'd build the sad **** a stage, as that's clearly where he belongs..
     
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  6. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Surely one look at the username should be all you need to know that there was no chance of anything humorous (or indeed understandable) in the post...
     
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  7. Cypher

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    ive read funnier obituaries.

    and what the **** is a postman pat machine? something e.m.f.s warped man-child imagination invented?
     
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  8. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    He'd be an awful comedian. On the rare occasions where he has funny material at hand he inevitably delivers it in the most tedious and clumsy way imaginable.

    It would have been slightly funny if he'd said:

    'Wayne Rooney is said to be distraught after his red card. His dad had bet on it to be a yellow."
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's a little ride for children that moves up and down and plays the theme tune to postman pat, and is red like a mini postal van.

    My 2 year old loves it...
     
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  10. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccckinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    that's better!!

    well this weekend i'll be running around robbin' banks all wacked on the scooby snacks!
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ****ing hell Tunns....

    You sound like you need a good joint... and some scooby snacks <ok>
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    funny enough have some mates around done some damage to a bottle of cacacha (google it) & JD and there's a bag of 'erb on the table, things could get interesting.
     
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  13. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    just because <laugh>


    [video=youtube;OFdK_TBrBGs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFdK_TBrBGs&feature=feedbul[/video]
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Google it?
    You think I'm an amateur pisshead? I've had many a night (usually abroad) on that **** <ok>

    The main purpose for a table is to put weed and skins on it... Mine (in my out-house, where the kids aren't allowed) you can't even see the wood as it's got ripped up papers and stalks and **** all over it.
     
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  15. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    if yer stoned watch that vid i posted it gets better the more i see it
     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Nice one, love the stuff, being caiphrianas(sp) all night, love 'em, onto the JD now bit of a let down after the rum but still dig the stuff, someone is now rolling a fat one, will have to watch the above youtube after,
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The above youtube clip is ****ed up... <yikes>
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Well you ****ing ****s I've caned two bottles of wolf lass red label Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon..

    ****ing stoners.. Are you both sat their with tubs of digestives?

    An yes tunny penny will agree with caiphirinha's a great tipple..
     
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  19. ShanklyFC8910

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    why do united fans melt so easy?
    because most are plastic.

    thank you i'm hear 'til saturday. oh, it already is.
    i'll get my coat.
     
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  20. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh> :bandit:
     
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