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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I would proper play that game. Sometimes it’s actually better to flirt like hell and do absolutely nothing. They love that!
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I have lines. That’s the one!
     
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  3. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    I have been. She started talking to me the week before lockdown last March. Typical!
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    I had a serious problem with that stuff... Seriously ****ed my life up.. Some seem to manage it, but for me I ended up hyperventilating in an ambulance after years like a decade of struggling.... I still would love a line now, but it's been the gym and good food for along time now.
     
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  5. Givemeursaltytears

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    Yup, that’s the way it usual went with me too...I’d recommend online dating to any youngish lad who’s single, all you need is a bit of game. I was picking up girls in their 20’s and I was in my mid 30’s then, I’m alright looking, nothing special but I was very good at chatting to women and knowing what to say, a lot of these girls want an older guy who knows what he’s doing, they don’t want a “boy” their own age. Met the hottest girl I’ve ****ed through online dating, she was a fitness model, a few days of texting and before I knew it she was in my bed and didn’t leave my room for two full days, kept her fed, watered and plenty of exercise!!lol

    Women have the urge as much as us lads do, they just hide it better.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Liverpool is mad for coke, I dunno what the culture is like up in Newcastle involving that stuff. But everyone in Liverpool is packing something, tons of people from North of Wales and the Wirral regularly travel to Liverpool coked up to their eye balls too.

    Surreal when someones next to you in the bogs showing you their nose "mate, me missus will flip if she sees" mad. Cleaned his nose tho as im a top lad.
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    It's everywhere mate and it's good quality these days
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    This.

    You just need to know how to talk to them. Start off asking them about themselves, compliment them and act disinterested. Reels them in.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Aint the UK the number 1 coke importer in Europe?
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I’ve never done them ever myself. I’ve had girlfriends who did mind and they just seemed to loosen completely up.

    I have a heart problem so was always worried I would die. Lol.

    I also had a girlf who’s brother died in front of me who was heavy into the stuff. And I just couldn’t shift the image of him.

    So your better off without it.

    On a separate note I once had a mate who spiked my drink and I was badly for two weeks. I had an idea he had done it so when I was better I confronted him and he said it was just a bit of banter. I got locked up that night and he was in hospital for 2 weeks and had surgery on his jaw. Let’s just say I don’t speak to him any more.
     
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    I don't know mate, but it's litterally everyone doing it.

    Its scary stuff... The problems creep up on you... It's kinda like driving along on a train with a, fit bird next to you, the carriages are coming off, but you don't realise until all of a sudden you've got **** all but a steering wheel an empty passenger seat , no brakes and you're having a brain hemoridge.
     
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    If I could change one thing in my life I'd go back to the 1st moment we drank and took drugs and I say " not for me lads and go home" in the end there were 3 of us and 2 of them are dead now.

    I know ill get some young ens telling me it's fine blah blah blah, but the difference is I lived that life and what I hear them say nows the save **** I heard back then..

    We all think we can control it we think we aren't stupid like all the idiots that ended up in serious trouble..
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Well the main thing now is your still here and you have addressed it. You can live a full life.
     
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    I've done well tbh mate I'm a very lucky man

    All I want is this ****ing takeover... More than pussy and I'm not joking...
     
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  16. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    You can have both pal
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I know I'm just trying to let you know just where I'm putting this in my list of importances.

    1Takeover
    2.gym
    3. Dr Jones
    4. Fanny
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I feel like I've been holding back on the biggest orgasm the universe has ever seen since the papers went to the premier league 12 months ago..

    I can't hold it much longer gentlemen
     
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    Keys
    Mills
    Delayney
    Jordon
    Lawrenson
    Pj

    I'm going to wage war on these ****s... A full advance of biblical proportions.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Masters?

    Hoffman?
     
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