I was just going to say this.. I was also to picky.. Like I thought I'd always have loads to pick from.. I'd go back and shag the lot of them and have ago at their mother's
How Chaos is telling this story now is how I imagine Steve Bruce chats to the players they just egg him on with "ye ye go on" and he just pratters along.
Funny you should say that. I had a longish relationship with a girl in 6th form and she was every lads dream to nail. Her Mam was a proper milf. And I mean proper! About 6 weeks in I went round to see her (she lived with her parents) and when I got there her Mam answered the door and said come in. I sat on the sofa and her Mam said wor lass wasn’t back from work. Her Mam was in her dressing gown. She knew exactly what she was doing walking around the living room and I was ****ing 19 years old. Needless to say I missed my opportunity. But I regret that!
My girlfriend was straight up with me "er, 10 I reckon?" I was like "wtf you're a hoe, jesus" I'm a bit older and can only dream of such numbers, and I'm considered a handsome chappy. Girls ****ing clinical. for the record, I reckon she was underplaying it, it's probably higher numbers.
Two hundred percent, I am more in the field of regular sex with a specific person until I'm bored. She's into that aswell, but apparently get's bored far quicker. Slut tbh, but this morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, cant complain. She's a keeper.
Agreed.....I did a bit of online dating a few years back before I settled down. Great place to find a good shag, women on there just wanted sex, they’d claim to be looking for more but in reality they just want you to ride them senseless.
Too true. I met a few like that. 'Looking for a relationship.' After chatting for about a day they start with the sex stuff. Moves on to come round mine.
There’s been a couple of one night stands I had with work mates in the past. I’m talking 15 years ago mind. And I always find it class that when they settle down, sometimes with people I know, I just want to tell there partners that I’ve been there and worn the time-shirt. There’s one in particular who ended up being my boss and every time he was an arsehole with me I just wanted to ask him, “does she still do that twitchy thing after she’s squirted”! Man I could destroy some marriages if I opened up to some ****ers!
Brilliant ha. There is one lass where I work, engaged etc. Since the day she started she stares me out and smiles whenever we walk past each other. Unreal.
Woman I worked with, older than me and a proper milf we sat next to one another in the office, she did that thing were she outright denied any attraction and was even a little insulting, we went for a bit piss of a up in Liverpool which became a weekly event for our department, as we were walking the cobbles she grabbed my hand for balance and while pissed admitted she had regular wet dreams about me. I was like "oh ok then, sound." And then we went back to hers, was a regular thing for months that. The printing room was very secluded and gave plenty of opportunity for in work fun!
