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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    That’s a very strange date.
     
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  2. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    This Wednesday.
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    No BJ then?
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    It’s never happened before, that’s for sure.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    No I fell asleep.
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    This takeover is at the stage now where you know your about to get in. And she’s smashed so there’s no stopping you. But mr floppy has decided he’s not going to work!
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Now I know why you're always negative <laugh>
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    I used to get far too pissed and then just go to kip
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    My biggest regret was this happening. And the lass was absolutely mint. Next day she cooked me breakfast and said that I was a gentleman. But she wasn’t after that she wanted sex and that I wasn’t for her. Lol
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    I've done that.. As a teen / young adult When you think being nice will win them, but hey just instantly think you're a totally sissy and their sexual attraction zeros.

    Imo you're not in control until a female can be sat there begging for it and you just turn out the lift, burp and go to sleep.
     
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    At my age mutton is all you get and who wants mutton dressed as mutton
     
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    It's ****e.. Im cracking on and I managed to keep pulling a few birds around 25 26 on their prime until a couple of years ago and unfortunately I've started getting knocked back from anything that I can get erect over
     
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Despite what they say, most women just want sex.
     
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    Aye I learned the hard way early on at 17 met a dancer.. She was a nice posh tart with a dirty streak.

    I made that mistake of killing the attraction by acting like a wet fart... Killed the attraction and she ****ed off with one of my old enemies... Was a right sickener, but I was never nice to girl ever again. Unless I needed something....
     
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  16. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Been there too. Was mates with a girl at college who had a bf. All she wanted was someone to shag on the side.
     
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    It was probably her
     
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    Wouldn’t ya love to go back in time knowing what you know now!! In my heyday I always thought being nice to a girl was the way to go but I’d get myself friendzoned. What I should’ve done was slapped my cock off their faces cause that’s what they really wanted when you’re that age!!
     
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    Anyway I did well, but It was too much too soon for me... I went from collecting matchbox cars to having a posh tart in jodpers reaching for my cock too soon I feel.

    I just couldn't handle the situation mentally.
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Being nice to a lass when you're younger gets you nowhere. They want someone who will just nail them on tap.

    In fact, women stay that way as they get older. The women on dating sites just want sex.
     
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