Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I never checked. Back in a bit.

 

Is there a special hall in Valhalla for the titless Valkyries? ... asking for a friend

 

We never score one never mind 2

Everton never get red cards

 

Yes

 

@FosseFilberto

 

Max and Anderson might offer something if we're only a goal or 3 down with 20 mins left

 

... he should go on The Voice ... they'd all turn!!

 

Matth's updated his wallpaper

With some old rolls put up in the loft in 1972

 

...around and punch him in the face

 

Jesus christ it's a no from me

 

... was thinking more of a collective "What The ****!!"

 

It was a theory that the Amazons used to cut one tit off so that it wouldn't impede them drawing back their bow strings ...

... you do archery Munse?

 

No but we did steal some from an activity centre when I was about 17.

 

Newcastle lost this as soon as the kitman left the black and white stripes at home.

 

Newcastle say they will take "appropriate action" against forward Joelinton after he appeared to breach coronavirus rules by getting a haircut.

The Brazilian, 24, posted a photo on Instagram, which has now been deleted, of him having his hair cut by a barber.

All hair salons and barbers in England are currently closed under lockdown regulations.

"We are disappointed by the image shared by Joelinton," said a Newcastle United spokesperson.

"There are clear Covid-19 protocols in place and the club continues to guide and educate its players on their responsibilities.

"The club will be taking appropriate action internally."

Joelinton joined Newcastle from Hoffenheim in 2019 for a club-record £40m fee.


How much?

scored 1 goal this season

 

Only a matter of time before Everton score here.

 

Can see Newcastle getting someone sent off. They're not being that dirty, but they're leaving a few feet in, here and there.

 

Quite entertaining so far ... few naughty feet left in ... Lascelles and surprise, surprise, Shelvey

 

They can get at Digne. Looks ropey.

 

Pray for 15 stone 6’ 6” Yerry Mina