Off Topic Corona virus

hoots mon there's a moose loose about this hoose...oh sorry it's that other obnoxious buffoon ian blackford, yet another arsehole who is just as ****ish as wee krankie...what a couple of first rate shysters

 

Don’t go telling them all that Rog ffs we want them to **** off

 

we don't want white jocks sporran getting grumpy, DO SPORRANS BITE?

 

WJ can stay, after all he’s more or less English now

 

There is a court case soon about Krankie and Alex Salmond about Krankie lying and she could loose her job, but her education and economy decisions are crap she's needs the power to do its own budget rescinding as she is crap at it, and it wasn't that long ago the guy in charge of the Scottish treasury was caught doing a Saville with young boys

 

Only if he agrees to hang his kilt up

 

so long as he wear trousers, and not one of those Scottish tartan frocks hiding sweaty balls

 

Kinky

 

i heard they don't wear under kegs as they like the dogs sniffing and licking their balls

 

giving the money we pump into Scotland i honestly don't think they could make it without the union

 

Ruff sex

 

off for a cuppa and some tiffin bbs

 

B

Big black what?

 

be back soon

 

I'd rather her be put at the bottom of the nearest loch

 

even the local dogs wont touch her, a face only a mother could love

 

afternoon mate how are they hanging

 

Tenderly at the moment. The dogs got a bit excited before I took them for a walk and one of 'em took a running jump straight in to me nads. Didn't even apologise.

Have you been leftie-bashing anywhere lately or have you scared them all away?

 

And we’ll build the wall but they can pay for it, ala Trump