Embarrassing Bodies On Ch4 - Would You Go T.V With Them?

His face is that monged you'd never be able to tell what face he is pulling

 

Should be an advertisement for "Surgery Got Mong"

 

I'm watching it on 4+1 - "Is it sore here?" Poke, poke. "YES!!!"

****ing sadists

 

I was mentally poking her seeping flange

<STAUNERMUIR>

 

Just turned over to hear a "tube has been shoved 80 cms into Hannah's bowel".

I'm not sure what's going on and I'm not sure I want to

 

Speaking of channel 4, Davina McCall is on it right now and you just know she loves the boaby

She doesn't give off the impression that she's utter filth but you just know she takes it like a ****ing champion

 

I reckon that Davina waxes it all off barring her harris beard

 

I reckon I could leave Davina in a suitable state that even Doctor Christian would say "What the ****!!"

 

Her tacky tat puts me off. She's got a Rab E Keane wrist job.

 

3 weans have came out of her fanny but I bet it's still in a better state than most burds

Wouldn't be surprise if she takes it up the dung hatch either

 

Channel 4 have commissioned a 1 hour documentary on her **** pipe with Terry Wogan doing the voice over

 

Gillian McKeith won't be too far away, she'll be gagging for a look at a sample of her ****e

 

Ugliest **** on the telly <puke>

 

That takes some doing when there's ****s like Susan Boyle about

 

I'd take one for the team and ride subo, you know she'd let you piss on her baps, but mckeith looks like a diseased rat.

 

She might be an ugly bitch but she's got a well groomed bush

 

Is there anywhere i can watch a repeat of this? Ive got 4 bottles of cider, 2 tubes of pringles(salt n vinegar and oringinal) and a selection of dips i fancy a mental night!!!!

 

John - 4oD online

 

take one for the team!!!! Id monster her just so I could say I had!! obviously a fame grabber but if its good for alex reid getting a pay packet why the **** not.