... and you're Camper van Clit ... and wil likely run your contract down with the Goons before leaving them in the brown stuff
Camper Van Clit knows how to find the right spot, so I’ll take that. Unlike Care Home Clint who’s been rummaging around in the bush like David Bellamy since the 70’s
The gaff I posted a picture of, sold to the first couple who viewed it. Made a tidy profit (or will when the contracts exchange)! It did have carpets when it sold, honest!
2 out my 4 houses i've sold went to the first viewers. Proper kick in the nuts paying those agents fees.