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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Must admit it made me chuckle.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Comm never ever posted an interesting thread, ever.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Fosse will be back with 10 pages of the same Condom joke when he reads that.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I'm not him mate ... let it go <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Yeah I know.

    You're Care Home Clint <laugh>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and you're Camper van Clit ... and wil likely run your contract down with the Goons before leaving them in the brown stuff <laugh>
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Care home Clint and Camper van Clit<laugh>
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Camper Van Clit knows how to find the right spot, so I’ll take that. <laugh>

    Unlike Care Home Clint who’s been rummaging around in the bush like David Bellamy since the 70’s
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Nutbush city limits.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    rent free mate... he’s been gone 3 months <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    You're a bit late to the show mate <laugh>
     
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  12. pieguts

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    only just got in and trying to catchup!!
     
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    'Down here in the Undergrowth'

    Fosse Foreplay

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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Don't mention care home clint
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Been out stealing carpets again ?
     
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    Moved onto curtains and other soft coverings now mate.
    I should have “read on” a couple of posts <laugh>
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Can you get me some grey leather sofas please
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    Pieguts Trotter. Lol
     
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  19. pieguts

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    The gaff I posted a picture of, sold to the first couple who viewed it. Made a tidy profit (or will when the contracts exchange)!
    It did have carpets when it sold, honest!
     
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  20. Commachio

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    2 out my 4 houses i've sold went to the first viewers. Proper kick in the nuts paying those agents fees.
     
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