Unfortunately

The useless knacker is bound to wax lyrical about his tenure at Aston Villa and start spouting some random sh*te:
" I remember my time here and..."

 

We need some kid of Bruce bingo, or a drinking game ie a shot each time we get:

"every game in this league is a tough one"
"every game is a cup final from now on"
"we've been working on the basics in training"
"we must do better"
"we matched them in the first half"
"for 80 minutes we were equal to them"
"it could have gone either way"
"we need to be more disciplined"
"I can't fault their effort"
"we can't compete with the likes of...."
"I know the fans are frustrated"

Etc

 

That's essentially the idea of this thread.

This week it's unfortunately how many times he says unfortunately abd a bonus point for a specific sentence

 

BetVictor on Friday morning:

1/20 Sheffield United

2/9 West Brom

4/6 Fulham

2/1 Newcastle United

4/1 Burnley

5/1 Brighton

12/1 Crystal Palace

 

Sounds fun but we'd all get alcohol poisoning

 

Not long to go now 12 pm kick off unfortunately

 

Unfortunately no use of unfortunately yet

 

He will do, make no mistake

 

I'm beginning to wonder if he's seen this

 

It currently at 3, but there's still his nufc post match interview to go

 

Steve Bruce 2009 –

“Managing Newcastle has never been my dream.

“This opportunity at Sunderland has everything I want – the infrastructure, the fanbase, an ambitious chairman and an ambitious new owner.

“I don’t need anything else – I have everything here. Everything you look for as a manager is here at Sunderland.”



he’s a total ****er and we hate him as much as villa and Birmingham fans, sheff wed and sheff Utd, the bloke is a parasite

 

Only 4 unfortunately this week, so unfortunately it's a roll over

 

Needs to dust himself down and get a few more in whenever we play Leeds

 

Leeds will have the game won within 20 minutes.. They've had a big rest and they'll just run our side into oblivion

 

And unfortunately that'll be his ready made excuse

 

So far Bruce has racked up 5 unfortunatelys in his pre match presser

Just the post match ones to go

 

And it was 0-unfortunately in 3 seconds

 

Look at the ****ing league form table, we are red, red, red, red, red.

Its absolutely abysmal.

WHAT THE ACTUAL **** AT THEY WAITING FOR.

 

Unfortunately

 

I can't help but at that.