Understatement of the century Man needs to consider two things Pistol in the mouth or lampost rope job
Sorry but I can't understand why he keeps leaving attackers on the bench.. I mean none of them are great, but seriously that side mate.. Only Wilson and almiron are upto it the rest are all useless
Innit. Can you even name 10 Newcastle players? Given Lascelles Soleno Share Shelves Carroll Chickenhead Wilson Longstaff Cisse
couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of deluded arseholes than noocastle hope they go bust **** stain of a club
Its good innit. Im quite skilled when it comes to nicknames tbh. I call one of my mates candle, cos he's a good lookin lad but when he goes for the kill he always gets blown out. All looks and gab you see. Another one I call BSE cos he's not got the same social skills as your average person, and therefore put his foot in his mouth all the fukin time it can be both hilarious and awkward af, one time we went round to his gfs house cos her sister had juts had a little boy, so everyone has a look and does the standard "Aww he's lovely" **** but not BSE, nah he thinks it's appropriate to ask.. "urgh... Why's it got six toes?"
