Imagine taking over the best squad in the country, spending over half a billion, and whinging that it's not fair against a fourth division side.
You seen the big man Akinfenwa play? He used to play for my lot, tore defences apart, would take three players just to try and stop him, he's like a tank. Always played back to goal, chesting the crosses down for our striker. It was like watching the ball bounce off the Hulk.
Here we go May the lord grant me the strength I need to get through this 90 minutes Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
My god do I need the strength alright I haven't even made it to the team selection before suffering an almighty slice through my solar plexus An interesting 4 5 1 formation apparently with Wilson on the wing.