British Politics

You seem to think everyone has the strange voices in their head like the ones that mar your life.

 

To be fair, he did get a medal on sports day for the bouncy cancel event.

 

Wow

 

Captain Derpflaps at his finest

 

I did pretty well in P.E., being strong and naturally athletic. My school was very competitive when it came to sport. Most of the P.E. teachers were ****ing psychos, and life must have been hell for the weedy spazzy kids.

Maybe you were **** at games and still bear the emotional scars Duncs? Time to put it all behind you now.

 

Aw, bless, he's back from his nana nap.

 

It seems to be that all PE teachers are psychos.

The one at my school was an absolute ****ing sadistic ****. He used to revel in taking the piss out of those that weren't good at sports. I hated the way he picked on anyone that was overweight and not good at sports.

I was actually quite a pretty good footballer but all the baldy **** was interested in was rugby.

Most of us wanted to kill the ****, slowly and with glee.

 

We had one particularly malignant bastard who made the mistake of teaching us javelin. God knows where he got the javelins from, I never saw them again before or after, but off we all trotted to the sports fields to have a go at seeing how far we could throw these big metal spears. One poor kid, who was utterly useless at all sport, snapped when the PE teacher ridiculed him, and took aim at him with the javelin. Sadly, he only managed to throw the thing about two foot, missing the teacher by some distance, but there was real fear in that man's eyes for a second.

 

Good for the kid at having a go!!

I was pretty good at most sports but I absolutely hated PE teachers that picked on those that weren't good at sports. I think it actually united us all in our hatred for them. I had quite a few (not literally, obviously) female PE psycho teachers and they were as bad, if not worse, in their humiliation of non sporting girls and boys.

You either become a serial killer or a PE teacher if you are psychotic.

Anyway, as for my Lobster Thermostat. I'll obviously have it all as I am quite shellfish in that way.

 

Are they as good as KLF?

 

Painters carried out work in Nicola Sturgeon’s official residence despite the ban by her own Government.
A whistleblower told how a squad was sent into Bute House in Edinburgh for several days last week.
The move was branded a “slap in the face” to ordinary people abiding by the lockdown rules, which forbid non-essential work.
The insider said: “A contractor carried out the work on behalf of Historic Environment Scotland, who were working on Nicola Sturgeon’s Bute House residence.
“They needed a significant amount of paint to get the job done.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/...urgeons-official-residence-decorated-23363848

 

They'll be justified...

 

Show written evidence of this now I demand it you low IQ scum.

And kill yourself

 

I was scrum half for the school team and broke the 200m record .

There weren't any black kids so my lack of fast twitch muscle fibre wasn't an issue .

No rapes or stabbings either

 

My P.E. Teacher had an old Ford Pop, sit up and beg style. I used to remove the rotor arm out of the distributor. The stupid bastard would sit there churning it over until the battery died. I would go back in the evening and put it back in. The garage would turn up in the morning and, hey presto it would start first time. I repeated this once a week for several weeks the daft **** never caught on. I bet his garage bills were massive.

 

As well as us all thinking that Ursula von der Leyen is eminently fanciable we can all also agree that PE teachers are ****ing ****s.

 

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Our teacher couldn't get his car going, and set of on a long walk for the fuel he thought it must need.

The ungrateful bastard never thanked us for not only getting his car going while he was gone, but then driving round to pick him up. We'd even thought to save him a seat.

 

I'd **** her senseless