Feckin hell my Mrs is a wild un...fair play though she's kept it extremely well hidden all these years
ONE RSM ON THE PARADE GROUND TO A ROOKIE WHO COULDNT GET HIS RIGHT FROM LEFT The best part of you ran down your mothers leg dad to son who wants an 8oo quid phone son i hate you wish i was a spaceman and been shot into space dad if i wasn't pissed you would have been
a rookie got told by a lance corporal he looked like the candlestick from beauty and the beast... WTF?! I said hope it wasn't the lesbians one
Sergeant telling guys to hurry up in the showers come on get out, **** me son that looks like the last turkeys neck in the shop, do you struggle with girlfriends
Churchill was one of the best for put-downs... "Tell him I can only deal with one **** at a time." When he was disturbed while on the toilet by a call from Lord Privy Seal. “We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.“ referring to Ramsay MacDonald and everybody knows his reply to MP Bessie Braddock when she accused him of being drunk
well Burnley won as i predicted level on point with the skunks so beat them on Tuesday and they will be 7 points adrift so it a must win game
8000 US citizens die WITH the chinkyflu in Bungalow Biden's first day in office IMPEACH THE MURDERING BASTARD NOW!!!!!
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-55755529 As usual the beeb defends it. It's about time the guillotine made a comeback.
If you knew you wouldn't be in a bunker with a face nappy on. I see Boris the jellyfish is gonna bribe anyone to go for a cold test and treat them to 500 quid if they have one. I'm currently walking around bollock naked so I catch a cold, nice easy 500 notes in my back pocket
What do you call 300k people who have died in the US and its Trumps fault What do you call 40k + people have died of, (not with) the chinky flu in the UK?, is that fake news too?