Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

He’d slice it to the corner flag based on this 70 minutes of a Jonjo Shelvey impression.

 

In that there's very little football involved?

 

Martin Tyler is such a boring ****.

 

It’s the go-to term for a **** match between good teams. Burnley v Newcastle is never a chess match.

 

It's all tactics, you see. Two geniuses negating each other, while carefully setting traps for later.
It's definitely not one side being very defensive and playing on the break, while both attacks are having a massive off day.

 

This has been ****e. United have been really disappointing.

 

Don't forget everyone, this game's on again next week!

 

15 minutes until @Tel has to drink a pint of my wet farts.

 

Just to sum it up, Luke Shaw does a foul throw. Top stuff.

 

Is that a new ale?

 

That'll probably be a better game with fringe players looking to impress.

 

Ale will be needed to make it.

 

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Biggest game in the history of the world ever and Luke Shaw probably gets man of the match.

 

Throw in.

 

You cashed out yet?

 

Not been offered one all game.

 

Harsh.

 

I thought so too. I'd have probably taken it around the 80th though so happy enough.

 

They probably fell asleep.