Coronavirus

We have so many new faces turning up each week, this is more scary than anything else.

 

Reckon we’ll piss that mate.
22 million done by Easter.

Someone bookmark this post. It’s important.

 

No mate, IBD is proper serious ****.

IBS isn't as bad. (Syndrome against disease)

Cba to tell my tale (again), I've said it quietly often enough.

I'm absolutely fine though. I fact I'm fairly certain I'm free of what my issue was forever.

 

Well I'm glad to hear that boss

 

I have never had flu in my life and never taken the flu jab
Its seems from the way it has spread that a proportion of the population are either immune or not badly affected by it, the problem is that there are not enough vaccines to cover everyone so we cannot just give it to everyone
I am happy to wait until the people we need to be working are all taken care of so the country can get back on its feet
A 106 year old woman has had it twice and survived and young fit people have died
I wish it was possible to test people for natural resistance and concentrate on those who have no resistance to it for the vaccines
I hope that all made sense
My wife thinks I am mad and should be pushing myself to the front of the queue

 

Your wares are very good for me by the way.

 

If anyone wants to check which group they’ve been assigned to just ring your local surgery & they’ll tell you.

Also, if you’re taking an elderly relative to have their jab, and they ask if you’re their carer, say yes, and you’ll get yours as well - happened to my old man today, he’s 83 but his Mrs is 15 years younger and hasn’t had her invite yet, but she got hers too.

 

Your wife is right duggie, but I praise your attitude.

 

I'm pleased to hear you've discovered that

That's part of the idea

 

Read that as yer wife is a druggie

 

@Diego has been watching for hours, maybe he's waiting for Trumps views

 

You are as ****ing bad as sucky

 

Good for everyone.

No doubt.

 

Yeah absolutely.

Don't get me started though

 

At what ?

 

What are Trumps views mate, i don't do American ****.

 

Sick jokes about family
No one should take the piss out of peoples families

 

He's a **** ain't he duggie.

 

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I wasn't being serious, but I still need to check @Archers Road sarcasm meter on this.