What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I like being risky with my ketchup and chips.

I like to squeeze direct onto the chip, this takes skills with a squeezy bottle.

 

You ain't gonna be able to change these Northern monkey's behaviour bro. It's ingrained in them.

They still use outdoor ****ters and everything.

 

Time to roll that spliff

 

What about them crispy ones in the corner bro ?

You gonna leave them to die a lonely death ?

 

Strange folk those bumpkins

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watching my waist fam

 

Can you see your dick again?

 

Still demand for mince pies.

 

They have no idea, he would have jellied ****ing eels on poached eggs.

 

Only 345 days until Christmas

 

this is Gloucester = not the north.

 

Looks great, really decent bit of fish and the chips look crispy.

Personally, I wouldn't drench them with mushy peas but that's just my preference. I'd have a (polystyrene) cup full of chippy curry or peas to dip into.

 

He want's top move north to Gloucester as he will be able to marry his sister

 

Same fing bruv

 

Always peas and curry

 

If you follow the true line of origin, Gloucester isn't even north of London but I won't confuse the dull ****er.

 

That's not nice Chief.

I dont mean to offend you

 

Look good those mate, always like mine with some double cream poured on top

 

I wouldn't stand for that if **** if I was you mate.

 

Just gonna leave it there and wait for an apology.