FAO Tina

You have been selected for a starring role in the fantasy I shall be using in tomorrow's morning after ****.

Congratulations.

 

That's only because Jen and Hornette aren't here, isn't it?

 

Aye.

It'll be about 10am, so if ye want to get fired in about yerself at the same time go for it.

 

Good luck with that, this is how I imagine the auld yin

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Christ man, you must be desperate.

 

I bet she gives a rerr sooky.

<naeteeth>

 

Yes. Yes I am.

 

And you can **** off an'all.

I keep getting you mixed up with ER on here now, you're that ****ing pissy with me

 

haha, think I might use her as well

 

I'm having a **** right now just thinking about it

 

Gaun yersel

 

Would anyone like to see my penis?

 

whats with all this ridiculous jock talk? speak english ya ****s

 

She looks like a dribbler. Not that that's a bad thing.

 

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.

 

Button it, ya walloper.

 

Hi Seal.

Whens the new album out?

 

Is he going clubbing?

 

Ba-da-boom-tish.