What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I dont **** up bro. I **** **** up.

 

couldn’t comment as not seen your cooking bruh.

 

Stuffed some dry chillis into a mince as part of a meatloaf not really knowing what they were. Going to be a tough morning on the ****ter tomorrow.

6/10 meatloaf at best.

 

Fukin Hank Marvin this morning. Been for a big ride out so this is brunch.

The pochie at the back kind of exploded as I was getting it out of the pan so it looks a bit like an Albino Octopus, but **** it. Tasted amazing !

 

Ya Mon.

8/10
You need to provide pre and post poachy breaking pics next time tho, missing the oozing yolk on ham shot.


Im off to get either taco Bell or mcdees for brekky

Maybe a kebab dunno yet

 

Is that sour dough your eggs and ham are resting on?

 

**** bread.

Yeh its **** bread.

 

Yep. Good ol Hippie toast

 

@Tel will be fuming when he sees you've used the **** bread with no mashed avocado.

 

One day I’ll be old enough to like olives.

 

I had some yesterday with some soup. Shop bought like.

 

I like em stuffed with summin, chilli or cheese or anything really, I don't mind em in salads but rarely eat em on thier own tbh.

Unrelated but, Roll mops. Give myself indigestion stuffing them down.

 

Our lass always eating them and she ****in hates anything remotely salty. I don't get it. Not keen on them myself. On the same level of sweetcorn not keen.

 

She just doesn’t want to suck you off then.

Edit- “our lass” means wife rather than daughter?

 

****ing love roll mops.

 

Mother

 

Oh that still works then.

 

I got some once years back that came in a sweet red vinegar kinda pickle juice.

The best Ive ever had and I can't remember where I got em or what they were called ffs

Normal Roll mops just with a sweet hint to them. Bloody lovely.

Ring any bells?

 

I took it as your bird.

Old dear down ere is mum
Old woman is ya bird

 

Dunno mate. I just go to the Jewish deli and ask for rollmops.