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david cameron's missus

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rustie bugmuncher, Oct 6, 2011.

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  1. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    I'd say that if she offered me the opportunity it would be the only time in my life that i would wish i had AIDS - I could give it to her and she could then give it to that over privileged, know nothing, out of touch, patronising, supercilious self righteous **** of a husband of hers. And he'd then give it to George Osborne <ok>
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    She'd get it <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh yeah, baby.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    you can see her skants <ok>

    Well done Edge!
     
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    I would lick her mot.
     
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  9. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    to borrow a phrase from Richard Keys - I would smash it.

    I guess J Redknapp would too, seeing as he smashes everything
     
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    Rustie bugmuncher, Oct 7, 2011
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    Samantha Cameron is a dark haired version of Stacy Solomon from the x factor. Proper horse faces.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    Bag over the coupon job.
     
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    I've paid for worse....
     
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    I don't know if it is because I come from good old fashioned working class stock but the thought of nailing upper class totty has always appealed. A bit of Upstairs Downstairs I reckon. When about to pop the goo gun I could let out "I'm arriving!" You could always slip out of the pink and into the brown, if there is any sign of objection you'd have a chance to say "I'm sorry my dear, I appear to have changed lanes without indicating!"

    By the way, Scants = :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    She'd get it big time

    She looks like she'd be filthy as ****
     
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    Oh dear, you missed the space between I and think and you,ve should be you've. Apostrophe not a comma <ok>
     
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    Could you really do it knowing that that slimy bastard Cameron has shot his load up there hundreds of times?
     
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    I'm sure your quite an oil painting yourself <ok>
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    I tried not to think about that too much but you've just ruined it for me
     
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    <boakmuir>
     
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  20. Grizzly

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    Does anyone know if she can talk ?
    I've never heard her say a word but have seen her clutching Cameron's arm a few times, I had her down as an alcoholic and that she was using Cameron to hold her up.....
     
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