Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I want Indian running ducks. We only have one hen left for now but I’m working on the wife for replacements. We are lucky to enjoy a fair sized back garden, which the hens roamed freely in, with the exception of my veg patch (although the little ****s would get in now and again!).

you can’t beat an egg from your own hens.

Edit, well you can, but I’d rather fry it

 

I have no problem with vegans, people can eat and believe in what ever they want. But the second they pipe up and try to take the moral high ground and put belittle my opinions and choices , they become some what irritating.

 

I also enjoy vegetarian meals, but will always eat meat and fish.
Could never live without a bacon butty or a roast beef dinner or fish and chips.

 

Someone made me a coffee once with oat milk or goat milk whatever the hell it is, tasted like crap , truly vile.

 

I still miss bacon, about the only meat I ever have any nostalgia about, and it’s probably 20 years since I ate any. You see, you’re doing the right thing by eating less meat. As I keep saying, the world could be a much better place in a short time if people just reduced their consumption of meat.

 

I still drink skimmed milk, but the wife can’t as it upsets her stomach.......so now drinks almond milk, which should we say is an acquired taste.

 

Two different things, both of which have their place, but neither of which have any business going near a cup of coffee.

 

In fairness we probably even it out, this morning breakfast was tinned tomatoes and fried eggs on toast.......and tonight is a chicken stir fry.

 

Nice spoonful of Nescafe Alta Rica, 2 sugars, splosh of full fat blue milk . Job done.

 

Red milk

 

Think I've seen that stuff before in the " watered down piss" aisle?

 

It’s ok when you get used to it.

 

Another thing I can never get my head round is people who like runny eggs .

 

What's wrong with a runny fried egg on some toast?

Heathen.

 

For me that's on par with being a flat earther, along with people who have pineapple on pizza. Shocking behaviour.

 

I reckon stopping eating meat would be harder than giving up smoking for me, and I've not managed to crack that yet!

 

I don't have it completely runny but somewhere in the middle. I like it hard enough to still have solid yolk but I love it when it breaks and goes all over the plate to be mopped up.


Now pineapple on pizza we agree on!

 

nom nom

 

My missus just asked for egg on toast for dinner and you have no idea how pressurised things become trying to cook the perfect runny egg for someone who doesn’t eat egg white.
Got it bang on for hers, not for mine, which I had in a baguette with bacon.
Runny egg yolks are perfect for eating hole.