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Michael Turner arrested

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  1. parkersafc

    parkersafc Active Member

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    On suspicion of sexual assault. Could we be about to lose another centre back???

    Or could it just be......

    Coronation Street star Michael Le Vell real name Michael Turner who could be lining up next to Titus very soon?
     
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    parkersafc, Oct 7, 2011
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Arrgghh, thought we had some real gossip for a moment,

    Turns out to be a two bit soap star, iv'e never heard off..

    Damn you Parker..
     
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    Commachio, Oct 7, 2011
  3. parkersafc

    parkersafc Active Member

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    Just been reading an article on it and when I saw his real name was shared with a player of ours I couldn't resist.
     
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    parkersafc, Oct 7, 2011
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Top marks for thread headline though.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 7, 2011
  5. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    What sort of twat is born Michael Turner and then changes his surname to "Le Vell"?

    He may as well have just went the full hogg and called himself "Michael El Cool" or something equally as moronic.
     
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    Chappaz, Oct 7, 2011
  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Or Mick Le Chapz.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 7, 2011

  7. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I'd have to go with Chappaz McAwesome if I went down the path of Mr. Le Vell.
     
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    Chappaz, Oct 7, 2011
  8. Commachio

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    <laugh>
     
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    Commachio, Oct 7, 2011
  9. Billy Death

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    Well it does sound better than Le Vill I'll give you that.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 7, 2011
  10. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Knew it was false straight away, reckon the lass would have legged it and our Michael can catch nee ****er!
     
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    David Moyes' Stupid Face, Oct 7, 2011
  11. Billy Death

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    I noticed on Sunday he's shaved his tash off.
     
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  12. parkersafc

    parkersafc Active Member

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    It must have tickled
     
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    parkersafc, Oct 7, 2011
  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Maybe, like nostril hair?
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 7, 2011
  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I would have been shocked if our Michael Turner had been arrested for speeding...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 7, 2011
  15. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Only in his Ferrari Reg.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 7, 2011
  16. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Shades of Len Fairclough, whatever his real name was, another kiddy didler from Corrie.
     
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    billofengland, Oct 7, 2011
  17. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Len never wore shades did he?
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 7, 2011
  18. parkersafc

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    Our Turner would never fall foul of this, he is a disciple of the mantra 'if in doubt, kick it out'.
     
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    parkersafc, Oct 7, 2011

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