Match Day Thread Eff Eh Coup - vs Goonies

I think we might get a good result. 7-0 will be just dandy.

 

Not sure why the BBC picked this one.
Nailed on to be a bag of ****e game.

 

Another in a long line of embarrassments.

 

yellow card for Lascelles already

nowt wrong with the challenge

 

Ahhh, for the good old days when that might not have even been a free kick....

 

Why has Ciaran Clark cut holes in his socks?

 

Hendrick is a passenger isn’t he. He runs away from play. He never wants the ball. He can’t tackle. He can’t do much does he.

 

To make sure he puts them on the right legs.

 

Almiron playing so deep that even with his pace cannot get up the field to support the forwards

 

And he’s still better than Joelinton!!

 

Would you believe me if I said we had more of the ball.

 

Not one of these professional footballers either wants the ball nor knows what to do with it. We really are a stain on the underpants of football.

 

Agreed.

 

Lascelles is ****

 

Newcastle with 53% possesion WTF shock

 

And he’s still better than Joelinton!!

 

4 fouls and 2 yellow cards

 

How the **** is that a yellow?

 

can't even jump now

 

Never a yellow.