The Drunk Thread

Did you actually have laminate top and bottom, or just on the bottom of the bacon?

 

Err, you think I'm daft? Of course it had laminate on both sides

Checked the instructions this morning and can't find anywhere saying it doesn't do bacon

 

it's a vacuum sealer.

 

Last day before dry January starts.

8pints of beer to drink easy afternoon task

 

Made some inroads into those 15 litres then mate?


(I have no idea what 15 litres is in old money btw.)

 

Not having a beer tomorrow night?

 

No, gonna knock it on the head until March

 

24 pints ish

 

Oh. Not as much as I thought. **** all really for 4 days so dunno what you was whinging about.

 

I had 2 drinks on new years

One sextuple of cap Morgans and coke

And one triple vodka and coke.

With any luck and a bit of will power those will be my last drinks ever.... Apart from the 22nd when I have a thing planned. But after that those will be my last forever.

 

How you measure em fella?

I just pour some in a glass then put in a bit of mixer if required.

 

Aint that how everyone does it?

The 1st one was one of those plastic pint glasses, so I done half and half (usually how I drink my rum)

Then I necked some bumbles had a few lines and by the time that drink was done I was loving life

 

Good luck. I’m going for 1st March

 

I lasted until today

 

Start again this morning. And take it one day at a time.

 

Great advice but it's a bit early even for me.

Gonna wait til half an hour before the match

 

No that’s not what I...


...ah bollocks, crack on mush

 

I’ll have another bottle tonight, and then take it from there. And invariably have another bottle next weekend.

 

How you feeling today, mate?