US Election

Antifa actors or holograms or summat like that, the Flying Monkeys in The Other Place are claiming.

 

Whilst back peddling away from the fact that they’ve have been sucking Trump’s mushroom cock for the last 4 years.

Sounds about standard for the far right at the minute.

Nah, never liked him me.

 

No they don’t like him but....

 

Where’s @Diego to tell you that he didn’t see it happen, but according to someone the copper slipped and fell on to the extinguisher. A terrible accident!

 

It was apparently this peace loving, up standing citizen, who was merely sight seeing, and unfortunately tasered himself in the nuts, whilst having a picnic on the lawn.

Amen

 

Did he actually taser himself in the nut sack ?

Hilarious if true

 

Seeing that, reminded me of the crossbow man during the protests in June, if you remember, they ended up torching his car. I just looked him up to see what happened to him, he got one year in prison for his troubles

 

https://kslnewsradio.com/1937147/bo...e man,dangerous weapon and aggravated assault.

 

Hope he did better than shooting them in the bolloxs.

 

I thought initially it sounded like... well bollocks but you do here of Americans tucking their guns in their belts and... so it’s plausible.

 

It’s a bit obscure to just make up, and it was reported by some media at the time apparently.

His family have just said he died of a heart attack and he had a history of high blood pressure. Also, that he wasn’t in any way a violent man and just went as he loved Trump. I can only assume they’ve not yet read his Parler account.

 

'He wasn't a violent man, but loved to pose in our living room showing off his semi automatic arsenal'

****ing Divs.

What a way to die, his family have to live the with embarrassment of that forever now. What do his kids tell their friends ?

'My Dad died accidently tasering himself in the bollocks, whilst engaged in a stupid act of domestic terrorism because he was hoodwinked by a facist.'

 

Something like that probably yeah.

 

they should put that on his gravestone

 

He must have really ****ing hated Christmas eh?

 

The incongruence of that nicely decorated christmas tree in the background

Peace to all men on Earth

 

Please let this be true





Nah, not really...

 

Actual proper rofl