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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

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    Let's kick the tyres and light the fires big daddy
     
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    Demarco nonsense? Are you suggesting it's not cans
     
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    December?
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    He’s a teacher. It’s Friday afternoon. He’ll have been drinking by now.

    <whistle>
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I genuinely have been drinking as well. I broke dry January after teaching 5 hours online with no response. It's like I'm just talking to myself for 5 hours.
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    No pupils or no responsive, active pupils?
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Well this afternoon's lesson had 18 log on to Teams but not one said a word or typed a message so it was just me talking to my screen and using a visualiser demonstrating how to answer questions on nth term.
     
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    It's a bit like sitting in a pub with that ***** Trev and that simpleton Jak.
    You have to draw pictures in crayons for them to understand.
    It's like Playschool.
    It's easier in a pub with Obi.. you just show him a mirror and he get's it.... 'you're round'.....
     
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    I bought some special cans ready for takeover and they go out of date in March so I'm going to drink them tonight and get rat arsed.
    Tonight is sponsored by Budvar and Heverlee plus a half bottle of Barolo I have left.
     
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    Just seen the guy behind the Newcastle fans legal challenge on YouTube in a full on BOSS Tracksuit
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Oh dear.
     
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    Was looking after my nephews the other day they had to log in for lessons but just logged on and played on their phones..... Total waste of time
     
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    What did you say to your nephews then?
     
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    I asked if the teacher could see them and they said no, so I said OK
     
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    So you let them? <laugh>
     
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    He had no choice as they were bigger than him :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    <laugh> as they pet him on the head
     
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    Yeah I told them not to bother worrying about school and to just pick something they like doing and do it every day
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the reason for the decline in education. :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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