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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    That cellulite on on her belly is a bit off-putting,they should have airbrushed it out just for you RR.
     
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  2. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Exactly. Its bragging rights and its taking three points away from the opposition. Its not our ''cup final'' or ever was our cup final. We love stuffing you as much as you love stuffing us, if you lot take time to think about it, you enjoy beating us more than you enjoy beating City, and we enjoy beating you more than beating Everton. You lot hate us, but you don't hate City, as they are the jealous little brother that wears blue, in other words Manchesters answer to Everton.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Wow, that's hyper critical! Wouldn't put me off, I'd sort her out on every level.
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Im only on the windup mate,i'd slam-dunk her meself bigtime.

    But i dont love her.

    :)
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    There's something about her though.

    I think it's the small tits with permanent nipple on!
    She looks a bit dirty but is clearly well intelligent, off with the glasses and straight down to business!
     
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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Perv.

    <laugh>
     
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  7. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I wonder if sweats is bumming that lass yet ?

    I hope she told someone the address she is going too etc after some of the stories he's told us :)
     
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  8. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    It's got nothing to do with her looks, maybe it's her voice, she just annoys the **** out of me, as does Drew Barrymore.
     
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  9. terrifictraore

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    Hang on, what have you mancs done with emf? Did you lot set up the granny shaggers dad in order for EMF to spontaneously self combust with excitement when he heard the news. Or is all talk of it banned?
     
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  10. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    It would have been better if the granny shagger had been arrested, it would have made Beetroot face really angry, and would have given the KOP a stick to beat the granny shagger with. Thus far we only have our usual insults to throw at him, we need new material. Singing ''The baby's not yours'' is a bit lame and ''You fat bastard'' and ''You're a fat granny shagger'' has gone on too long.
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Morning....


    Flowers worked a treat.... knocked her bandy...
     
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  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Good work Sir !

    How was it then ( the chilli that is ) ?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's more like it. let's get back to science. I've never heard of any of these programmes, though.
     
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  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    RR's chilli recipe is extremely good... though i wasnt massively keen on the cinnamon stick. Prefer brown sugar instead but if you like chilli do his recipe..

    My choice of flower also turned out to be her favourite...
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Agreed....





    Fit...
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    NO Rufflad. Keep the glasses on for the money shot! :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gor any sordid photos yo'd like to share with us, Sweats?
     
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  18. Sweats

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    No....


    am being the consumate gentleman with this one as I like her...
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    BREAKING NEWS:


    Wayne Rooney has said he's gutted about being sent off in the 27th minute of England's Euro qualifier tonight!
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Are you sure it will be the 27th minute and what are the odds for that? :)
     
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