if I do a starter it normally is scallops and bacon in a garlic butter and lemon oil - with toasted sourdough bread or focaccia to dip in the oil
Might as well just cook him one and drop it round then you can feed it to him while he puts his feet up.
Pizza garlic bread Tray of Donner meat Half pound fried onion burger with plastic cheese n chips Diet coke(not on photo) £9
Diet Coke? Token gesture if you're eating all that ffs. Might as well just have the full fat, at least it tastes decent.