Erik, that photo would be appreciated. Right, now that erik has willingly provided the photo, i can launch into my argument. Their current leader, veggie lesbian-nazi, isn't very good at her job, so installing this black bear could give them a serious boost in the polls, plus it would make for interesting prime ministers questions. It would also attract the vote of those who feel the main partys don't talk to. Of course, policies such as free berries for all (they're vegetarians too unfortunately) would be daft, but it's better than labours proposals. Or we could scrap the plan, and install a grizzly bear in charge, those things are mean, and we can feed angry vegetarians to them.
You'd have to be careful though, sometimes they get angry and try to claw at your face. [NSFW] please log in to view this image [/NSFW]
But are they lead by a black bear? No, so they aren't better. Trust me, with this policy, we will see a major shift in british politics.
