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    A woman is in court for stealing a tin of peaches.
    The judge asked her "how many peaches were there in the tin that you stole"?
    She replied "four, your honour".
    The judge said I am going to send you to prison for four month's for every peach, take her down.
    Then her husband in the public gallery shouted "Your honour, I'd also like to add, she stole a tin of peas too!!"
     
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    This is a story to inspire you to reach for your dreams and never, ever give up. Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged out in a fight outside a KFC takeaway. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.

    But she NEVER stopped believing and then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Cardiff 2020.
     
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