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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    It is vile, disgusting stuff. It tastes like last weeks dirty bath water.

    Why do I drink it I hear you ask? I need caffiene and the canteen at work is closed so it's a case of needs must.
     
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    Do you work as a hospital porter?
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    I work in IT Support for a large US insurance company
     
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  4. Kyle?

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    Hang on, as Jack Bauer, isn't CTU's canteen always open?
     
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  5. Erik

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    Actually, I couldn't give two ****ing hoots about your mundane life drinking coffee in an office, so I would never have bothered asking.
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    No the government spending cuts have meant reduced canteen hours. I am in the middle of an international crisis too.
     
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  7. Kyle?

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    Quick question, it's something that bugged me through an episode of 24 before, but does Jack Bauer's phone ever run out of battery? The amount he uses it too, jeez, i've got to get one of those.
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    Don't comment then. It's not rocket science
     
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    He switches phones a lot. I have seen him use 2 or 3 different phones in an episode

    By the way I'm watching Season 4 at the moment and the doll playing Audrey Raines has a great set of pins on her
     
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  10. Kyle?

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    Wouldn't his contacts get confused?

    "Hang on a minute, who's number is this?"
     
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    You addressed me, so I corrected you. <ok>
     
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  12. Erik

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    Also, why doesn't Bauer ever ****? Does he have a Go-Go Gadget Colostomy Bag?
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    Ah but he always answers with 'Bauer'
     
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  14. Kyle?

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    No, but doesn't he ever phone people? Or is he selfish, and doesn't want to run up his phone bill?
     
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    That doesn't even make sense.
     
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    I love how in American TV shows about one agency they make other agencies look stupid. There was an FBI agent in an episode who entered an apartment, saw it was in disarray and took out her phone to make a phone call without clearing the feckin place. Needless to say she was shot and killed.
     
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    Yeah he's probably a cheap bastard <ok>
     
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  18. Kyle?

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    Or maybe it's just a TV show? Hmmmm.....





    Nope, it's definitely real. Cheap scoundrel.
     
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    On NCIS they always make the FBI look daft, and the CIA corrupt (that parts true)
     
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  20. Sam Axe

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    Bit like myself. I'm tight as a duck's ass when it comes to money
     
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