Off Topic The Burly Arms

Fairly sure you’re spreading it at your council parties bro, kids up here ain’t doing brown out of the same spoon as 20 other smackrats.

 

I get a test every 2 weeks as part of a national survey.

Covid free so far... all weeks.

And I've been out and about as normal.

 

Course they are there's **** all else to do outside of London than become a druggie or a boozer on a bench

 

Private rental party btw mate.

No council houses left down ere

 

Do they come to your door?

 

Yeh, just knock, then leave a lil bag at the door, you swab and pass it back, reslust a few days later.

Get paid to do em too so happy days

 

How much?

 

1st one was £50, every one thereafter £25.

Got over a ton saved up so far, they come in e-vouchers, can spend em pretty much anywhere.

 

Word.

 

sucky gonna spend them on Covid tests when the freebies run out.

 

Or pay the test guy to be his mate a few more times.

 

Haterz gonna hate

 

Here atm

Humpback whale been spotted here over the last few days, so climbed up here to see if I could see it.

saw nada and froze my nads off. Nice walk though.

 

haha if I lived there I’d be spreading them kinda rumours on a daily

 

Lol. Saw a dragon flying overhead round here coupla days ago too.

Seen some pics of the whale that other folk have be sharing so I defo know they haven’t got me up here on a ruse.

unless the ****s photoshopped it

 

What ya wana see a whale for?

They don't do Nuffin

 

Heard this one sings the first two verses to Land of hope and glory

So fk you bro.

 

Now if you said eminems rap god I'd be impressed

 

Well that's why you gotta go and spot them innit.

Otherwise you'll never find out whether they can rap or sing.

 

It’s there bro.