Jockdown starts at midnight tonight. The rest of us are going to **** around for a bit instead, to try and get the numbers up.
2pm: Nicola Sturgeon announces Scotland to go into lockdown 3:30pm: the Tories announce there will be an announcement at 8pm "Sir! Sir!" De Pfeffel's copying Sturgeon's homework again sir!"
I was going to go with a 'Triple Secret Probation' reference... but these seem a lot more relevant, somehow... The 'speech'... please log in to view this image The chances of his band of ****wits getting this right... please log in to view this image how we should respond... please log in to view this image
And the next batch of death threats sent to Charlie Hebdo will be because of... please log in to view this image
A bit late with the Page 3 reference, aren't they? Also, the French disliking nudity? Really? Don't think so.
"****ing communists"? Yes, those famously left-wing American police. These idiots are literally fighting a non-existent enemy. Morons.
He literally tried to get Germany to overturn the election results the other day, too. It was a bloke called Ryan Germany, admittedly, but still!