Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

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You’ve got 2 on the bench.

 

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Good to see Paul Ince in the studio to be reminded what an absolute **** he is.

 

Player tho

 

Is he still a fat ****?

 

He actually looks remarkably well. Might be make-up or he’s had a bit of work done but definitely lost a stone or six.

 

Over 4 goals in the match
Mane to get one of them
Ward Prowse to get booked

22/1

 

The guv’nor. Let Southgate take a penalty instead of him when it mattered.

 

The prices on goals are disgustingly skinny.

Ward Prowse and Trent Cafu to have two shots from outside the box on target each. 500/1. Worth my usual 50p stake.

 

Course they are, you seen the lineups?

Does that include set pieces? Well worth a little flutter on that.

 

Oh well good thing I don't give a **** about the Engerlund team init.

 

Yeah it relies on Prowse to have two free kicks and Trent to have about eight as you have to assume six hit the wall.

 

Just seen Forster is in goal. Might lump on over 7.5 goals after all.

 

At least we might stop hearing about the Leicester game after this.

 

Johnson talking **** or Saints rolling over and lubing up for Klopp?

Though choice.

 

1-0.

Maybe Johnson will resign and then fist himself on the stage.

 

****ING yeessssssssss.


Danny Ings is the king of the Scummers