I've already implemented a reduction in numbers at work ahead of Bojo's announcement this evening. Not expecting a full lockdown but will still expect to travel into work as a key worker only to see no c.unt even getting challenged for not wearing a mask let alone given a fine. Shops near me give zero f.ucks if someone walks about without a mask, corner shop owners only give a f.uck that someone wants to buy a tin of Monster and 20 Benson & Hedges.
All the elites are ****ting themselves. Covid kills them, not us. We transmit it to them. OMG! I'm going to make it my life's work to get this truth out! I will never stop nor desist until... Hang on. Sumbdy at the door, back in a sec...
I'd love to quaff a few flagons of mead with old Tubs de Piffle. His corpulent frame is redolent of some of the old rugger lads at Harrow, his rapier wit a little less so. Guffaw!
I'd go on a bender with Boris and Call Me Dave, I'm one of those people who manages to fit in anywhere and not fit in anywhere at the same time.
If CMD is with you, don't make the mistake of telling Boris he's looking a bit porky. Things could get very wild very quickly
