Coronavirus

Give it a day, we’ll be in a lockdown by Thursday

 

We were already heading that way just wee nippy likes to jump in first if she can. She's told them all to stay at home but kids 11 and under can all meet up and play out together. That seems daft to me.

 

Tier 4 is lockdown as far as I can see?

 

Can't be long I don't think. Reckon it's worse down here than it ever was first time round.

 

It’s like lockdown but you keep the Isle of Wight and Land’s End in tier three and get to say there’s not a national lockdown.

 

Probably be lockdown for the whole of the UK, except for Kent, those fookers will be exterminated.

 

Kent is part of France now mate, you need to read the small print in the Brexit agreement

 

Did France really fall for that

 

Yeah, they got Kent, and we got the sardines.

 

Don't forget Archers, when the food shortages come, the trucks have to get through Kent first...

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So Boris is going to hold his televised address to the nation at 8pm. Well bad planning that, Southampton v Liverpool on at 8pm, it ain't happening Boris.

 

I'll be sitting pretty on top of my bumper crop of carrots and onions mate. No food shortages in N10

 

You’ll have just as clear an idea of what you can and can’t do watching Liverpool stutter to a 1-1 draw anyway and won’t have to listen to Peston asking three questions at once either.

 

Dunno, i might be switching over by about five past

 

Anyone else starting to struggle again with all this ****? Feel on the edge of losing the plot completely.

 

You won’t lose it though. Everything always looks a bit **** in January, throw all this old bollocks in and things can look bleak.

But the days are already getting longer. The vaccines are getting rolled out. Ralph Hasenhuttl is a football genius. And this will all be a memory soon.

 

Definitely not alone mate. Really starting to get on top of me to be honest.

 

I'm not normally bothered by this sort of ****, but it's become extremely tedious.
It's like being on hold for months.

 

PM me bro if you need some nice Hippie Mantras to get you through this.