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  1. brb

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    Slightly astray from the topic, I was watching Soccer Saturday this weekend, and Jeff Stelling was talking to Paul Merson, who was expecting a call anytime from Mrs Merson, I assumed from the convo because she was expecting a baby. He's 52 ffs. When the kid is 18, he'll be 70! Don't know anything about his Mrs but I believe she's only in her 30's. It's his third wife, he's an ex alcoholic, who's also had trouble with drugs.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Ex this, ex that. I'm not seeing your point mate.
     
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  3. brb

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    My main point was when the kid is 18, daddy will be more like your old grandad. My second point was how does an ex alcholic with two previous failed marriages pull a girl 20 years younger than him.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Signed photo in the post mate <cheers>
     
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  5. Commachio

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    I suspect you are trying to flank me, knowing full well, i'.m in my 50s, and have a young daughter.... Also like a drink.. But in full control. Now off to bed before 4x10 hr shifts. Just a quick 16hr overtime this week...
     
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  6. brb

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    Eh?

    I'm talking about Paul Merson, fook all to do about you, jeez.

    He's 52, his newborn hasn't even arrived yet, so how that is comparison to you, other than purely in your own head.

    As for in full control and by your reply, you are clearly not, so you keep fooling yourself mate, because I ain't going to bullshhite around that bolloxs.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    whatever mate, maybe i didn't read it correctly....

    I'll keep fooling myself, and just work towards my yearly target. I'm about 2k behind my set target, so will just crack on, not in control.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    Brb still tryna cure comm of his dickheadnessism I see.<laugh>
    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Strolling on the beach. Found a very Dead Seal.

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  10. Solid Air 2

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    nah mate he is just resting .
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    Probably just needs a good meal.
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

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    yeah tbf he does look a tad peckish .
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    Anyway, any of you lot sent your kids back to school today ? My little un is at primary school and mercifully I live in an area with low covid infections.

    But loads of folk calling for schools to be closed ...
     
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    Karen from Facebook has said it’s not safe for her little Jonny to go to school, so she’s keeping him home.
    He’s currently outside playing with his mates as she can’t have him under her feet <whistle>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    Looks like he got stuck under that rock.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    Yep. One of the kid’s mums in the WhatsApp group my wife is in said their kid had Covid around beginning of December and was self isolating for 2 weeks etc. It’s one of our little un’s closest pals and ours had a cold around the same time that we are now convinced was Covid that she caught from her pal. Impossible to track in kids at school without testing as one of the main symptoms for kids is runny ****ing nose <doh>
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Probably looking for a bit of discarded pasty
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    If your kids are like mine (and 50 billion other kids) then they are always coming home with snotty noses and coughing in your eyes.

    How the **** are they supposed to test millions of kids with no symptoms anyway, it’s a ****ing minefield.

    I’m just going on the presumption that down here we have very little infections, but that’s just a presumption tbh as like you say, most kids are asymptomatic anyway.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah I think we’ve got an infection rate of about 1/450 at the minute so I’m gonna say we’re ok for now.

    Convinced I’ve had a dose anyway, been ill about 5 times since March and I’m only usually ill at Christmas and on my birthday.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    I aint really been following this but if it's the kids who are spreading it we might just have to cull the kids.

    To save lives.
     
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