Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Leeds United

The momentum's shifted...they're pushing hard for a goal and we're lacking the out ball.

 

Looks knackered, needs a COVID test.

 

Fresh legs. The subs are doing their job.

 

Kane going for the Schezcanasdfigagtny.

 

Pressure is coming on now, need to get on the ball for a few mins to alleviate it and get up the pitch a bit.

 

What strange alchemy is this?

 

Cheeky Harry Kane

good effort

 

Sissoko on for Winks. Who could've predicted such an unlikely sub?

 

Moura on for Ndombele. 4-4-2?

 

WTF not sub Kane + Son for Alli + Vini ??

 

I was starting to think Jose had forgotten to sub Ndombele off.

 

Len Shackleton looks good for his age, doesn't he?

 

Moura coming on yet Vinicius still on the bench. Yaaaay.

 

Ndombele sulking

Ndombele gone for a shower

which option will you pick?

 

Careful, it's spam o'clock

 

Why would we bring on someone who can hold the ball up...?

Madness.

 

Oh ****...tis hammer time

 

Jose...in The Changing Room...with The Loofah.

I've been housebound to long...that's Cluedo, isn't it?

 

Hojbjerg booked for pulling back a defender. A bit silly and unnecessary.

 

Vinicius set to get about 5 minutes. You lucky boy!