What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Is that your laminated nob ?

 

No, but there's an idea...

 

Honestly thought that might be your next step after the laminated bacon and laminated fork

 

I've binned off making the dinner, too many wanting this and that. One person had the cheek to ask for chicken, I was making a beef dinner.

 

Just burn the house down mate, teach them a lesson.

 

Slow cook chicken curry avin it with some basmati

 

I'll just have a beer and wait for food if that's ok mate?

 

This was delicious.

Just waiting on the sticky toffee pudding

 

would have pulled the Yorkshire’s out a bit sooner

would have got more of a roast on the potatoes

 

Nice

 

What time is acceptable?

Just had a coffee with a slug of Glenmorangie to take down the outdoor lights.

Did the trick.

 

Looks decent that mate, who made it?

 

Lidl's finest sticky toffee pudding.

 

Neighbour just dropped these round.

now do I make peppercorn sauce, go blue cheese and Parma ham....

 

not bad, just mixed up timing for Spurs and cremated YP’s

maybe needs a little green on the plate?

 

She knows her place.

 

We had peas but forgot to plate them. She's ****in useless.

 

I haven't bothered yet but may do in a bit.

 

M&S choco steamed pud and Ambrosia chocolate custard

 

Looks good.

Needs some greens though.

Laminated penises came out well.