What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Whereas if you whisk the whites you get a meringue.

 

She's probably got the yolk carcasses on a Bale of hay giving them holistic cpr via the means of insence sticks and soothing chant.

 

Pinkie nailed like a 2dorrah hore

 

You don’t whisk them to stiff peaks.

but just before that point, you get a nice fluffy egg white that you fold the yolks into.

 

@PINKIE there ya go bro, do your worst.

Stan had a right meltdown that day by the way over his prawn broth

 

Remember calling you a **** or summin over that and you blaming it on the mrs.

 

I best start gettin ready these balls ain't gonna shave emsleves.

Back in a bit

 

Well yeah cos I made them for her, she couldn’t poach an egg if her life depended on it.

 

Inevitably it will be missing the whipped chive jus and the Romanticollo Le Blu stinking cheese from 1683.

Should have fried the pan in coconut toothpaste to make it translucent as well.

 

Hold on a minute, you're not actually going out or anything are you?

Don't you know it's not allowed?

 

He’s not arsed bro, the way he sees it is, well pigeons aren’t self isolating so why should he?

 

15 minutes til the grub gets delivered. Gonna annihilate it.

 

Yeah they look nice bro.

smashed avo too ya ****in hippie

 

Fancied something like that myself but the Mrs made a curry.

Looks very nice so won't complain.

What you having?

 

Just about to crack my third can of Stella.

 

Mrs loves it, she had it today as well actually but the eggs looked a bit west so I didn’t post

 

Curry. Lol.

Chicken Tikka Madras
Tandoori Mixed Grill
Stuffed Mushrooms (not for me)
Pilau Rice
Keema Rice
6 Poppadoms
Spicy Chips

 

pussy

 

I’d have to whack a keema naan onto that order too.

I know I’m not invited round to yours btw, but just sayin’ what I’d have.