Sounds like the story of my life mate. "I'm gonna try really hard to not do any coke tonight, but I'll get a nifty out the bank and check what time matey's serving til just in case."
Bought a chainsaw yesterday. A plug in one, couldn't get the petrol one firing properly and ****ed about with the carburetor mix to the point I think I finally killed it. Worked a treat though, cut a load of logs, don't know why I didn't do it before. Seem to have lost my watch in the process though, can't find the ****er anywhere.
Not sure she's gonna appreciate having to explain that long winded expo every time somebody asks mate.
Just told the bird that the outfit she was planning to wear Is a no go. Currently slamming doors and that Stupid bitch
she making it all about her arse n tits? just tell her she doesn’t need that for her low self esteem that’ll kill her inside even more
Been out breaking the Covid rules today. Apologies in advance for all those people's granny's I killed in going for this walk. Up your street this @PINKIE
Looks beautiful there mate. What tier are you lot in ? Moved up to tier 3 down here overnight. Still need to get out and get the dopamine fix though.
