What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Yeah the whole egg is always a bonus.

Id have given it 10/10 if it wasn’t served in your bathroom sink.

 

Getting a takeaway tonight from the Indian on the other side of town. Defo shouldn’t get a Madras but I know as soon as I pick the phone up I’ll change Lamb Tikka Bhuna to Chicken Tikka Madras.

 

Saves the washing up tbh, I'm busy today init

 

Yeah plus you can eat the rest while you’re spewin in the bog later.

 

Mine will be safe I'm off out out

 

it’s raw mate

 

And yolkless.


****in hippys init bruv.

 

that’s light and fluffy bro.

like talking to a bunch of turnip munching cave men in here

 

Quinoa and dry bean sandwiches aint gonna cut it here mate.

 

Leave chief’s frozen bread out of this bro.

 

Right, **** you.

Hate to have to do this but, how to actually make an omelette;

 

And another, just for good measure.

 

****ing whisked yolks for **** sake, **** off man.

 

whisked egg whites bro.

If you whisk yolks, you make scrambled eggs.

don’t over cook it though

 

He deffo washed that down with some kale juice

 

Chief bangin some proper Omelettes out there.

Even I’d eat that bro and I hate Omelettes.

 

Piskie just pmd me sayin he was too scared to post that chiefs ones would be undercooked after folding.

Obviously I told him to stop being a pussy and **** off.

 

Some proper omelette fear in here lol.

 

He’s been practising poachies all day now, must have decked his Mrs about 6 times for coming near his stove. That many eggs have been wasted his bin looks like crime scene.

 

You nailed this thread already bruv, 1st post is the gayest most pathetic omelette ever seen.

Look how many pages we have too.

i say